ho bath

The act of whiping the armpits, vagina and buttcrack usually done after a prositute finishes with a client.

She whiped her cooch and pits and took another toke of crack. "Ho bath!" She exclaimed.

by Shawn W April 23, 2006

ho stamp

a small, or sometimes larger, tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Also known as a whore stamp. Frequently seen on female actresses of pornographic films.

"Yep, she's got the ho stamp"

by JP666 January 5, 2009

ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

ho ho hold on

An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.

Register: Xbox Kinect - $145

Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."

Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."

by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011

Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009

ho bag

A really skanky person who likes to have sex with random people or inanimate objects.

Man, that Josephine is such a ho bag. She sure gets around

by The awesome one April 14, 2004

Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 5, 2009