a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.
That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.
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