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Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012
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Like A Hostess 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
Like A Hostess by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

Post-Haste Post 

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
Post-Haste Post by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Make haste 

A phrase you use to tell someone to hurry up.
Person A: "Oh no, they're gaining on us!"
Person B: "Well, don't just stand there! Make haste!"
Make haste by Make Haste December 9, 2008

Everybody Hates Chris 

A hilarious show about Chris Rock's childhood during the 80s, airs every Friday at 8:00 PM on The CW.
Everybody Hates Chris is the funnest show on Earth! Take that Tyler Perry!!

Hasteens 

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA
What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?
Hasteens by JFritz January 3, 2008