Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

by poisonIvy August 25, 2013

Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.

Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

hapnin

Mostly used in Scotland, "hapnin"means "whats up"
"Whats happening"

Just a shorter way of saying whats happening.

Cameron: hapnin
Scott: kushdy

by CammieBhoy April 9, 2017

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

Happiana

A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.

Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”

Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”

by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018