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Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022
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Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022
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Tiny Handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by Ohtheplacesmyheadgoes October 3, 2022
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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.
Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!
by Mannerman May 20, 2022
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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.
Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
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