ham skillet

When you fart on a women's crotch.

"How about a nice ham skillet for breakfast?"

by Alex George November 11, 2005

Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns December 26, 2005

ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)

My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.

by giraffe-o August 26, 2010

ham bag

Female version of teabag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him

by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008

Ham Sunday

\HA-MMM.sun-DAY\ - proper noun; A monumental feast consisting of ham or other pleasure full treats occurring on most Sundays. May or may not include ham.

"it's ham Sunday dude"

"we're trying to define the intangible here."

"it's not gay if you beat him up afterwards"

by Bradstone November 27, 2011

Ham ruffle

Pink curley labia typically found on a white womens vagina.

She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.

Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.

by pie master August 9, 2006

ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.

Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.

by smokinsoljah420 February 23, 2007