parent or guardian

PC term used mostly at school to prevent the kids whose biological parents do not have custody of them or kids of deceased parents from feeling lesser than "regular" kids.

Teacher: Have your parent or guardian sign this paper and bring it in tomorrow.

Kid: Man, I know my moms signed her rights over to my grandma, but y'all don't have to rub it in my face with this parent or GUARDIAN bullshit.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

air national guard

weekend worriors, part time soldiers.

"we defend our country on the weekend"

by psedonym February 25, 2005

Guardians of the Isle

very cool. they are better then the vomit raider of the isles. they also watch cool stuff and roti watch grass grow. GOTI stands for guardians of the isle.

has armenbadboy, oreomortality, wiggles. hyper is okay i guess. Guardians of the isle are usually nice, except for like 1 or 2 which are toxic noobs

by cooolk October 28, 2020

cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

Noob Guard

Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy

I got this blue noob guard so that high cunt won't crack my joint

by Sloppykid April 18, 2009

Changing of the Guard

Used to discreetly as to inform someone you need to change your tampon.

I have a Changing of the guard.

by J Pizzle October 1, 2004