Santa Fe Gobbler

Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.

"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."

"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"

"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"

by Ghstrder August 8, 2014

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler.

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

Greasy Glizzy Gobbler

When u make ur bitch choke on ur dick after you credit card her sweaty ass crack with ur cock

oh daddy sorry for being a stinky bitch make me ur Greasy Glizzy Gobbler

by Williblam Shakespeare February 1, 2021

floppy gobbler

the flap of skin over the clit which is usualy used as an insult

man that guy was a floppy gobbler

by cody cox May 13, 2005

Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

gribble

A rather obscure male with an even more obsurely large chin that seems to come second in everything. Has a tendency to be so good at maths he beat asians in his maths class. Enjoys such pastimes as rowing and rugby although his chin inhibits his ability to be adept at either. Suffers from chronic fatigue syndrome although makes up for it by taking performance enhancing drugs. This particular breed of males find it hard to perform in other areas due to the problems with their groin. Smiling at rather inappropriate times, gribbles make everyone around them feel incomfortable. This is enhanced by their smell, which can be parelleled with a thousand stink bombs compressed into a square inch. By muttering useless gibberish, gribble's confuse and confound their prey before striking with their deadly chins. Although this gibberish can be closely related to the english language, it is in fact, just random words strung together forming no particular meaning. Gribbles, being rather hostile by nature, enjoy watching porn and eating chicken at an asian teammates house. However, gribbles are dangerous as chintitis IS contagious, avoid at all costs.

Sam has been turning into a gribble lately, look at his grotesque chin.

by No.1 May 23, 2006

Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009