The Gooch

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper

1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper

by GingerJack March 17, 2013

Goobin

A Goobin is a super goober / hardcore person whose been a goober. It's a pormanteau of been and goober. Together they become a Goobin.

ps. a goobin is not, and never was a literal goo-bin, or a bin for goo. That's just dumb.

Dude, that was awesome, your are such a goober.

Nah, I've been a goober, now I'm a goobin.

by Dr. Dingle Dongle November 30, 2011

Goobing

Searching for the end of the internet using both Google and Bing.

I've been Goobing all day trying to find the end of the internet.

by Landho June 24, 2009

gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

by KansasSti June 28, 2011

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

coochie goochie

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie

Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!

by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005