GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

shneefer goob

cocaína

George: Bro I smoked weed instead of ripping sum shneefer goob and now I'm poor and gay
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard

by SneakySnowLeopard December 7, 2024

Goob

A girl that is super sexy but confusing to understand.

That girl is cool and all but she’s a goob

by Jooooob February 20, 2025

Goob

While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.

Girl: did you just fucking Goob in me without even asking!

Henny: AHH fuck!,it was burning

by The goob man February 4, 2026

goob job you awesom

tha mean you do goob job

A: "Look at this thingy i made"
B: "goob job you awesom"

by Feeeeesh March 3, 2026

Glooby

What Mr Ant Tenna is never

He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby!

by Nedsterlator June 9, 2025