Giggle goblin

biggest compliment you can give somebody in any situation

“My wife left me”
“Don’t worry you’re just to giggle goblin for her”
“Thanks man love you”

by matthewc201828377 September 15, 2020

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020

make-up goblin

Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.

The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".

by prodigirl January 19, 2010

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.

"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012

Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.

Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

slippery goblin

When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.

After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.

You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.

by djxxnip April 25, 2010

The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008