felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.

“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
“why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat

by zzawmbify May 29, 2022

Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.

1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."

by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020

im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time

im a goat you bad kids

by Shocker33 January 08, 2017

French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 02, 2011

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham October 28, 2015

Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .

"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"

by nox9wyrm June 29, 2019

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010