French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007

Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.

1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."

by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020

felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.

“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
“why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat

by zzawmbify May 29, 2022

amraj is the goat

hi amraj is goated ong

amraj is goated no cap. amraj is the goat

by scrible scales July 15, 2021

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham December 26, 2015