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Hat on a Goat

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.
John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...
by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021
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goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!
by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006
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Goatface

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina
EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now
by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012
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Feed the Goat

To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!
After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.
by Then Came The Flop May 10, 2006
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son of a motherless goat

A universal ethnic slur. If you don't know what the derogatory phrase is for a race you can use this as a substitute.
Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even get to first base.
by MrMe May 27, 2004
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da goat no cap

an Instagram meme started in rappers comment sections by prodbyzaqq on IG.
Drake da 🐐 no 🧢.

Snoop Dogg da 🐐 no 🧢

Yeah he really da goat no cap
by lilzaqq October 19, 2021
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goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
by William Bosworth June 7, 2007
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