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Get the Glass Pie Plate mug.To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.
"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"
And tada, there is a moral to this...
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Get the Glass House mug.An effect that can occur during an LSD trip where the user sees the world in a similar way to how one would in a video/photograph taken through a fish-eye lens (or from inside a glass onion).
Man last night i was tripping balls. One minute i was in my room listening to The Beatles, the next i was in another world looking through a glass onion
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