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Foster, RI

the most hick town in RI. known for rednecks and hicks. Also is commonly compared to the movie "the hills have eyes" due to fucking creeps that wonder the streets. known for "no school Foster Glocester" is a famous quote. Foster has more keggers than you'd ever imagine and 12 year old kids here could probably drink more beer than the average mother fuckers. Foster party's dirty south style and proud of it. We party in the woods with our red solo cups. Common music played here is country & rap. Country songs usually are about alcohol, typically beer and the rap pertains to banging sluts. We are also home of the ponaganset pothead. only about 1% of the people do not smoke weed in our town. The average family has 1-2 marijuana plants growing in our yard. You can find us on our big green tractors mother fuckers. Chevy & Ford is 99% of the car driving population!
guy1 i went to this banging party last night, i got so fucked up

guy2 where was it bro?

guy1 in Foster, RI i never seen so much pot and beer in my life man it was siick

guy2 dude road trip to Foster mad soon yoo
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011
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George Fisher

He's the only guy who loves WoW and still manages to have some sort of life, although his real life also does revolve around WoW. His band, Cannibal Corpse, are well known for their shitty repetitive music, all of which sounds like a guy hyperventilating into a mic while the drummer hits on the cymbal and the snare repeatedly.
George Fisher is famous for singing about raping the dead bodies of five year old boys
by Xtreme2252 July 18, 2009
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Fisherman's Fist

Sexual act in which the male penetrates the woman with his fist until she climaxes. Upon climax, he removes his hand from her vagina and hits her across the face and renders her unconscious.
Oh that? Her boyfriend gave her a Fisherman's Fist.
by Darkfront July 20, 2010
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fosheezy

jermaine dupris way of saying "i wanna be just like snoop dogg and make my own gay ass language"
yo! i'll be up in the club 1 tweezy!! meet me there, fosheezy my neezy!!
by j dogg August 4, 2003
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Fisher's deduction

The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American
Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.
by office glen November 14, 2005
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fosser

1. A FOSS luser.
2. A fossie; but usually more despective.
3. A GNU zealot.
4. A GPL freeloader.
5. A Linux lover.
6. A derogatory insult to a foss user. From a contraction (of the shortening) of FOSS + user.
7. A bastardarization of loser.
8. Misspelling of fusser.
- Self-righteous fossers love to hate closed source software; especially Microsoft's.

- Fossers think that paying for any software is evil; and hence, use every opportunity to convince you on that ground alone that their supposedly amateur offer is better; when in fact will eventually cost way more, once you take into account the time you would've saved using a pro tool and the steep learning curve.

- Pedant fossers usually turn away potential advocates and alienate users by extreme prickish attitude, mainly in their forums. They like to put down valid inquiries and requests as if it is the other person's fault, until they finally make them look like complete noobs.

- Fossers usually like sci-fi, d&d, cosplay, etc; have no real friends or a social life (obv virgins); and are ugly, morbidly fat/skinny and dwell in their parent's basement; like the trolls that they really are.

- In the end; fossers would like you to get by with only water, air, their shit, and the good vibes of the universe.

- Fossers are like the communists of the computer world. Ignoring the facts that in general people do not like complex, difficult to use glorified toys masquerading as apps and OSes; that they are also weak, meek, and stupid; and more so the reality that when the going gets tough, people become inherently more selfish (not altruist; ie, have to eat); and likewise their ideal software model is doomed to eventually fall apart.
by manigordo December 4, 2010
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fostered

When a girl pukes while sucking a guys dick.
That girl totally just fostered that guy.
by theman17 November 11, 2010
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