Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

Cambodian Forest Fuck

Having intercourse with an Asian girl while she wears a coconut bra, palm tree panties, inside a hot and steamy teepee in the middle of the jungle. Her ankles and face doesnt have to be a looker, but its a quick in & out. It is usually meant for Thai, Cambodian, or Laotian girls.
Acronym can be used as CFF.

Im about to go Cambodian Forest Fuck on that hoe! OR I'm about to go CFF on that hoe!

by Mishka-Moondog August 31, 2012

welcome to forever

the first successful musical project of the well-known artist, joseph makoviecki. he started the band when he was 13, and they played many shows locally and had a large following.

in the beginning of 2004 he broke the band up, to go on to start Makoveskus - a band which sometimes harbors the same musicians as Welcome to Forever.

Welcome to Forever played Krome one time, it was pretty rad.

by _rentalgirl_ September 8, 2004

Forest Bride

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."

by Nathizzle December 6, 2015

forev

shortened version of the word "forever"

like "whatev" which is the shotened version of "whatever"

this is taking forev...

by youmakemehappy January 22, 2008

George Foreman Guarantee

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.

Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.

by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009

Foreign Aid

Foreign aid is domestic theft. Foreign aid is stealing money from poor people in rich countries and giving to rich people in poor countries. It’s not even aid—it’s corruption, a bribe to get them to accept US mandates. Foreign aid never helps poor people; it just buys cocaine, SUVs, and whores for the gangster-warlord ruling class of that country. Foreign aid is exactly the sort of internationalist evil that the US was supposed to be founded in opposition to; it’s socialized evil for foreigners...

1. If you support the government stealing 1/3 of our pay at IRS gunpoint every year and giving to evil foreigners: murdering-raping-torturing Islamic gangsters like Nouri Al Maliki and Hamid Karzai, oppressive/murderous Israel, chick/baby slaying African warlords--you’re a goddamn traitor and you oughta be killed with a pipe.

2. You support foreign aid? Get the fuck out of my car right now. I’m serious.

by inessential-taxation-is-theft September 14, 2011