fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

shade foster

a strange creature that was created in a meth lab

what a shade foster thing

by toby1234567890 March 16, 2013

noah foster

Horror movie nerd who might be a homo

He seems a bit too much like Noah Foster in my opinion

by ScreamMTVNerd December 15, 2016

christus foster

Just a gay guy... What? Did u expect more? Well he's also kinda cute.

Guy 1: Aye u know Christus Foster?
Guy 2: Yea he's kinda gay
Guy 1: yea but he's cute tho

by Sticky_Ricky December 10, 2019

Lanae Foster

Lanae Foster is a trangender dancer and actor from the Bronx. He was adopted by his current family at the age of 9. Lanae is Jamaican and Cuban. He started his acting career by doing commercials for the organization Big Brother Big Sisters. His biggest performance was dancing in front of over 20,000 people at the prodential center during the 50k Lions of Justice Festival.

Lanae Foster enjoys dancing and acting on his free time.

by LanaeFosterfan October 1, 2020

Watsky Raps Even Faster

O hai this guy right here
Credit to Reddit
You bet ill never forget im forever indebted
And Ellen for getting the cougars to check it
It's too good to take and so I'm gonna go
Dry my tears
Gonna meet up at a 7 eleven
To pick up a dank doughnut pack
I look at myself in the glass and go, "Oh what"

Watsky Raps Even Faster is an 8 year old video

by HalloDeutschland September 26, 2021

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010