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False, misleading, and deceitful bullshit women tend to do.
by Glenn_Quagmire December 3, 2006
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Flirting

When a guy likes a girl, or a girl likes a guy, that they don't know too well, they will flirt with them to put themselves in a better light. They can also bullshit slightly to make themselves look better without thinking about the long term effects of the lie.

It is extreemly painful for someone's ex to hear that the person they've just broken up with is flirting with someone else and just letting them find out the hard way.
Flirting:
1) Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: I do athletics for the local sports team, I'm the best there, you should coem see us
Girl: Okay
2) Guy: *Sees tweets from the girl to another guy with kisses at the end* I know about this other guy now, thanks for telling me
Girl: I didn't want to hurt you
Guy: Well how do you think that tuned out?
by John Bryan August 16, 2012
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FLIRG

ARTICLE: "What the FLIRG? 'SNL' coins a new word"

by GLENN GARVIN, ggarvin@MiamiHerald.com

Saturday Night Live may be 34 years old, and its original audience may be buying Depends instead of weed, but it retains an amazing popular-culture punch. The lead sketch from Saturday's season debut, a ''public service announcement'' with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, got airtime on all of the morning news shows Monday -- or part of it did, anyway. SNL may have gotten rid of the Not Ready For Prime Time Players, but the Not Ready For Airing On Family Shows flavor remains.

As usual, the dodgy bits are some of the funniest. In Saturday's sketch, the Palin and Clinton characters were condemning sexism in political coverage, and they offered some specific examples. ''Don't refer to me as a MILF,'' sternly demanded Palin, using the street acronym for Mom I'd Like To, um, have intimate knowledge of. Added Clinton: ``Don't refer to me as a FLIRG. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it.''

Dunno about you, but I'd never heard the expression FLIRG. Neither had a friend of mine, who immediately punched it into Google and came back with just two references. By Monday morning that number had grown to nearly 6,700. There's no general consensus on what the word -- which seems to have been made up by SNL writers -- means. But the best guess seems to be that it's an acronym for First Lady Is Really Gay.

Wanna bet that there's an entry for it on UrbanDictionary.com by Tuesday?
by NakedBudd October 30, 2008
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Flirting

Ancient warfare women use to destroy men by inflating or deflating men’s egos in order to make them feel attractive or inadequate.

Also known as seduction.
That woman has been flirting with her boss all morning.

She only flirts with married men.

We caught this one flirting with her boyfriend’s best friend.
by Fact Based Person May 9, 2018
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Flirj

First Lady I'd Rim Job

Refers to Hilary Clinton, used in SNL Skit with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
"Stop referring to me as a flirj, I googled what it stands for and I don't like it" Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton
by Quirkymish December 9, 2008
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Flair

Virtual pictures of buttons available on the Pieces of Flair application on Facebook. One is able to browse popular flair on a variety of subjects, send flair to friends, add flair to ones own virtual cork board and create original flair.

More addictive and distracting than a mobile shiny button diorama.

Some people, when they think they're being clever, will 'tag' their original flair with keywords relating to a rival subject, ie. tag Twilight flair with Harry Potter keywords, Democrat v. Republican, Mortal Kombat v. DC Universe, etc. This is not funny or clever, but only furthers the desires of the 'other side' to hunt down and tattoo 'Future Darwin Award Recipient' on the perpetrator's forehead.

Idea most likely inspired, in part, by the movie Office Space (1999), in which Jennifer Aniston's character works in a restaurant where the employees are forced to wear 'flair' on their uniform vest, in the form of buttons and pins.
1. Dude, there's far too much Twilight Flair! I've never read the books and I know the whole plot, just from reading flair.
2. "Sorry, but I need the Flair credits..."
by Morgan Avery December 18, 2008
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Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!
by Monkey June 4, 2004
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