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certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
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Ankle Floopadoo

when your bottom ankle twists sideways and u walk with a limp for the rest of the day backed by scientist look mom im doing something good for the world .
i was running and then my Ankle floopadoo i walked with a limp for the rest of the day owoow
by chaos worm November 11, 2022
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ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
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Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
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cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.
I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.
by 10010011 December 12, 2018
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To brick-flop

Regular Verb; transitive.

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Bop the flop

A term for beating the fuck out of your penis the word flopper originating from the popular game fortnite and bopping from the term smacking your cock first used by the user bowkill26
Brb finna go bop the flop nigga
by Dmfkgb May 23, 2023
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