Alabama Worm Farm

This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.

During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.

After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.

Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers

If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.

Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers

Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.

My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.

by Quarler July 23, 2009

Fat Farm

The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.

Uh Oh, Betty's packing the pounds on, if she keeps it up we'll send her off to the fat farm.

by UpinSmoke4 August 16, 2010

buy the farm

to die, a synonym of "kick the bucket".

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."

by Nick D October 28, 2003

Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people

Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.

by OSAndrew December 14, 2014

rat farm

A farm in which live swarms and swarms of killer rats, with a large tin shed over top of it with copper wire as the roof. A poor paying job with an owner usualy by the name of "roxy" . owner usualy have a feirce amount of acne around the chest ereas.

Roxy's rat farm!
Keep em' rats in the pen acne bitch!

by ben holden September 5, 2006

Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.

Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.

What do you want in your wANT farm?

by Want Farmer July 18, 2010