false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false homicide

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.

They had a false homicide on main street today.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009

FailStrafe

the act of getting out shot in an FPS. When you were killed because you were unable to out strafe the opponent.

Dude I don't have a failstrafe that kid is just laggy!!!

by Chunky Thug January 24, 2012

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016

Falsam

It uses instead of "pashmam" and is also Iranian slang. To show how excited you are . And in a conversation to emphasize on "pashmam" can be used .
Fals is scale of fish

And a girl called Ramesh uses it alot !

+hey girl look at that nice car

_pashmam

+Falsam

by Ramesh.kz August 15, 2018

Fallston

People that go to fallston high school are very petty and suck ass a football

Fallston sucks ass at football

by Bsshbebdusns November 24, 2019