The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
by abakerchick September 22, 2012
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Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
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Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008
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Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"
In a Juvy Hall:
Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*
by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005
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Get the aids and fail mug.Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
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He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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