Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

by *Crumpet* June 23, 2007

Farsnof

(n.) The wierd sound people make when they yawn with their mouth closed.

The awkward silence was made more awkward by Jimmy letting out a Farsnof.

by BossMan1197 December 1, 2010

pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

by johoe March 4, 2009

Chest Flaps

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.

Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."

Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."

by Dilberto December 29, 2009

fears

A total douchebag that screws over his friends and gets them fired. Then later gets himself fired cause he got the really important people fired and then he ends up a prag in a Pompano prison.

The last dodo bird may have been called a fears.

by Sean Downes June 23, 2004

FETA FLAPS

WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.

I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!

by a lot of meat February 28, 2011