fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Banana Fish

this shit hurts.

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.

by mal___ November 29, 2020

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

fish dix

1) a nickname you give somebody when they're being a total douche bag.
2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish

person #1 "hey yo fish dix!, why don't you stop drinkin all my malidew!"

by foufou November 15, 2009

Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.

that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point

by Drath1995 October 18, 2017

Tank Fish

A good youtuber, i recommend it to 7 year olds

Akko: wanna watch some tank fish?

person 1: yesh

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Phil Fish

Fragile indie game developer, made Fez. Cancelled Fez 2 because of a Twitter argument, and rage quit the gaming industry.

Guy 1: I can't deal with this anymore, it's too much.
Guy 2: C'mon, don't pull a Phil Fish!

by SlimZaPToZ May 20, 2014