fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fatcha

Fatcha is another name for a poncing cunt, who constantly begs for draw.

"iCunt"

"It's Fatcha, he's a cunt.

by Grey^No Aim August 29, 2006

fatass massive

The biggest thing of its kind

Man 1 - I had to write a 10000 word report last night
Man 2 - dude that must've been one fatass massive report

by GSElite December 19, 2006

fatasurus rex

A fat patty with a big tummy that eats all day

Patty is a fatasurus rex

by fatasurus rex January 24, 2009

facs

Acronym for Fuck Ass Cunt Shit!

Hey dumbass, you know that omelette you're eating?

Yeah?

It's my morning breakfast.

Zomg, FACS!!

by Suijen April 21, 2006

50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2

1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women

by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005

FATCHICK

a night of raw dubstep,reggae,electro,drum and bass old school hip hop.

ORIGIN old english-west hampstead london

to have a wicked night out:i had a fatchick night

by supasullie May 22, 2009