Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

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CLITORIS ERECTION

when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc

DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

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When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017

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going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.

"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.

by Jewish madam August 8, 2018

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Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.

I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016

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