User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
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Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?
Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?
Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?
Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
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