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english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.
Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.
by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010
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English country boy

A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013
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English Bus

When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.

This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".
"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."
by Stu-pid-as June 6, 2017
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English entitlement

The ignorant belief that all things around you should be in English so you understand them no matter where on earth you are.

To refuse to watch foreign movies, play foreign games or listen to foreign music if they are not dubbed in English, even if they have English subtitles
That guy reeks of English entitlement, he wouldn't even say thank you in the local tongue.
People who expect everything to be dubbed are just English entitled idiots.
by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017
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English Rugby

One of the most boring games you will ever watch, this would generally consist of England kicking the ball more times than you would see a tennis ball being hit in Wimbledon, this is also followed by no tries being scored and the constant attempts for a drop kick between the posts (generally by Wilkinson) or England winning the game by being awarded a penalty by the opposition at the last minute.
the English Rugby team in the RWC and all other games
by syn3rgy October 30, 2007
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English Mudslide

To give a girl laxitives, and have her diareah on you're chest
zach: hey amy, would u mind giving me a english mudslide??
amy: yea sure, let me take 3 laxitive pills instead of one, and there will be a waterfall of diareah on you're chest in no time!
by brian_S105 June 21, 2006
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English Banger

1. British-style pork sausages.

2. A penis.
Once I had a girl dust my English Banger with yayo before receiving fellatio from her, allowing us to continue shagging for hours beyond the point when I would normally spluge. Cocaine + KY = best night of my life.

If only that story was true...
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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