When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
Get the Premature Rejaculation mug.A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
Get the Premature Epackulation mug.He is a Pidgeon ejaculator
by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023
Get the pidgeon ejaculator mug.An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated
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"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."
by Missallineous February 5, 2026
Get the V-jaculation mug.by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
Get the Premature Text-Jaculation. mug.The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
Get the Total Body Evacuation mug.Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
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