Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

Edvertisement

An Edvertisement is an advertisement that is intended to educate the individual about the product and or service. While it is intended to help in the purchase process of a product or service, it's first function is to educate on a topic relating to that product or service, with the second function being to prompt the person to act on the material and make a purchase decision.

The edvertisement for the paint roller will teach the individual that the best practice for applying a coat of paint is to state the roller. The fact that our roller allows for 25% more paint to be drawn into the fiber is the selling point.

by SH21 May 29, 2023

eldersburg

the epitome of hell itself. the lords of eternal damnation were born here. the gods have stricken this wretched land from the great archives of the heavenly lands. no one is safe.

send that foul beast back to eldersburg

by Iso- July 2, 2023

Elderize

Process of aging an individual for sole purpose of iconization.

Uncle Chinenye is a great mentor, we must continue to elderize him.

by OOG#1 July 15, 2023

Elderly Smell

A smell you get from elderly people.

You smell that? That Elderly Smell?

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Elder bug

the most foul, disgusting, skid-mark in all of hallownest. can leave the game and eat shit and die. we all hate him and the people who do can join him in the hole. he should've been the first boss in the game you brutally destroy. Just because he in my elder doesn't mean I have to respect him.

Dude: hey have you seen elder bug yet?
bro: yeah I want to slice him with my nail

by Hainzy August 30, 2023

ElderBrain

A type of condition brought about by the forgetfulness associated with aging, No known cure is available for ElderBrain.

I was all set to take out the trash as the trash bin was getting full. But then, another thought caught my attention and I didn´t see how the trash was overflowing. This came about becuase of my damned ElderBrain!

by segorese August 31, 2023