straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

straight edge

People of all ages, not just kids or adults, who have chosen to not poison they're bodies for fun, or for anyreason, it's basic rules are No drugs, no Alcohol, and no Sex with out feelings for the other person, it is not a fad, or a way to fit in, it is a life style, usually one picked from having a traumatizing experience with drugs, like Abusive parents. Not all straight edgers use violence to show their beliefs, thos who do are refered to as Hardliners, and are Looked down upon even by most Straight Edger, for giving them a bad name.

I dont poison my body, i am straight edge, im not an abusive jerk and am not trying to preach anything, i definatly dont think im better than anyone.

by Mirk The sXe Jerk November 30, 2003

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

Microsoft Edge

The best chrome installer

Yo i use Microsoft Edge. Oh really, yes, to install chrome

by bigbob124 January 27, 2021

edge of glory

On verge of orgasm

He came right when I was on the edge of glory. It sucked

by dippyW November 17, 2011

edge master

A person who is very edgy.

Bobby hill:Your very edgy dude.
Eli Jones:I'm an edge master?

by Ninjafames August 1, 2016

curved edge

People who do not believe in the teachings of straight edgeness. Basicaly, they are the exact opposite of straight edge. They have casual sex, smoke pot, and get piss drunk. They have much more fun than sraight edge kids, and aren't afraid to live life.

Im so curved edge, i got wasted, was high, and banged like 3 girls this weekend.

by keelin Spencer December 11, 2007