elephant ears

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.

After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.

by Buck47 August 23, 2006

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.

The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

beagle ears

male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy's pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.

Roger has some serious beagle ears...those pants must be from high school.

by Kkerst September 21, 2008

earnestly

with sincere and intense convention serous

i take my grades earnestly

by heaven lanae shell October 10, 2017

Ears

Annoying weasel who listens into your conversations and then joins in with half-assed unwanted opinions.

Me: Did you see Ears butting into my private chat earlier?
Her: Yeah, Ears is super annoying.

by Bruce Wee July 14, 2021

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008