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Douche Truck 

n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.
Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!

Douche Porn 

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.
Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

Douche Canoe 

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
Douche Canoe by FretWizard February 2, 2014

douche frames 

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.
douche frames by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Douche buds 

Another name for Apple air pods.
That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.
Douche buds by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

Douche Factory 

Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.
Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?

Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.

Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
Douche Factory by nomanbags April 1, 2010