dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 9, 2019

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018

dorked out

saying something is dorky but just in another form of an adjective.

Dude, her shirt is so madd dorked out!

by *rOckAfA3r13* November 28, 2003

large dork

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.

What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.

by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.

"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"

by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009