When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.
David: Did you ask that girl out?
Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.
Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.
by thebottombitch May 10, 2011
Get the Dork Circlemug. When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.
by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023
Get the Dork Stampmug. by B-rizzle June 9, 2019
Get the dork wrenchmug. A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.
-S.C.
-S.C.
by Suechan January 27, 2007
Get the dork-a-mussmug. Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.
by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011
Get the large dorkmug. The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.
These games include::
World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
These games include::
World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
Example.
guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"
guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."
guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"
guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."
guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009
Get the Dorking-Offmug. A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009
Get the Dork Fightmug.