Doctor Phew

Just one of those people that would be enormously improved by death.

Here Lies Doctor Phew:
A Non-Human P.O.S.

by Serenamine October 5, 2021

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

Doctor Map

a map that 90% of the community hates for no reason but is actually not that bad

bro this map is like a fucking doctor map holy shit
its.. its really not that bad

by Scarabyte November 13, 2021

doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach

why the hell are you doing a doctor warner

by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009

Doctor bruh

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.

Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS

by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti

Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?

by flt1335666 May 22, 2020