dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

Dildo Foot

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

dildo duel

1. haveing 1 dildo that can go into 2 pussys at once
2. 2 guys fighting with dildos.

1. It was awesome when we moved that dildo shaft like it was our own female penis
2. "dAWg i found a 2 didlos in he purse want to FIZITE?!?

by ccdd December 10, 2003

dildo

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo!!

by arse hole August 4, 2007

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

by SDCARR February 14, 2012