Four principles of a diesel engine

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

It sucks the fuel, squeeze it out through injectors, ignite through combustion and then blows through exhaust.

FOUR PRINCIPLES OF A DIESEL ENGINE

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by Sugar pello May 15, 2017

Austin "Diesel" Woodford

The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps

Austin "Diesel" Woodford is the sexiest man alive

by Austin Woodford March 19, 2005

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

big enough to burn diesel

When a person is larger than big boned and more than simply obese or a fatass they are big enough to burn diesel !!!

Damn you see that bitch she was fucking huge she’s big enough to burn diesel !

I wouldn’t want to be under that for any reason.

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 12, 2018

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

973 Diesel

The strongest strain of marijuana on the planet. Only available in select locations in The U.S. Capable of producing spontaneous orgasms.

"Dude I took one hit of that 973 and came twice while watching my neighbor's cat" 973 Diesel is often abbreviated as 973

by CrackslingersNJ July 24, 2021