datchet

area inbetween slough, windsor and langley. can range from well expensive tory houses to shitty social/council houses within 30 seconds. full of tossers, roadmen and slags. slightly better dedworth

person 1: so where are you from?
person 2: oh im from datchet
person 1: where's that?
person 2: its in windsor

by duvetdni January 14, 2023

canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

Lickin Ditch

To eat a women out.

Dave was totally lickin ditch last night!

by iambeer July 31, 2016

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 2, 2018