doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

Daylan

Another word for a fine and hot Girl

Damn Daylan your hot.

by oregon lover December 15, 2016

Declan

A very un-athletic but very un- creative, autistic person, often a retarded guy. They are very unlikeable and have he worst sense of humour, all his friends are retarded of him because he gets all the ugly, deformed chicks, when he flirts they avoid him, those deformed chicks give him offensive nick names. Declan is an all round asshole, but don't mess with him... just... just don't, he's really developmentally disabled

he si declan

by hg;fdgkjfdlgjfdl April 11, 2017

delaney

to shart in a crew boat in the middle of the piece. Usually makes it harder to breath for other rowers. This can cause unwanted results for the fellow rowers, and the boat as a whole.

Jermey:"Dude, ben just pulled a delaney."
Josh(in response to Jermey):"OH MY JESUS,I can't breath, help, I can't pull!"

by Aharding96 October 25, 2010

Deyanira

Name used commonly for Mexican females.

person 1: What was that Mexican girl's name again?
person 2: Deyanira.
person 1: Oh ya.

by finesinceallthenamesaretaken March 12, 2009

Daylan

A person who is a soft cock and is afraid to ask out the girl he likes because he knows she hates him. However when he does it turns out she loves him and they lived happily ever after.

Wow, the only person who could recover from that would be Daylan.

by Apersonmakingtheworldhappier January 29, 2019

Delaney Hart

To give the devil a blowjob

She gave a total delaney hart last night

by john youngman July 24, 2010