deloitter

A person who works for Deloitte and gets crapped on, pissed on, worked to hell, and paid garbage for salary...and likes it...generally because they suck at life, went to a bad school, majored in something obscure, don't speak english, and know nothing about business.

Typical Deloitter: Shermiqua Umbabwe from Nigeria, First Language: Not English, attended St. Carmichael State in Nevada, majored in Refridgerator repair, 3.4/4.0 gpa (hey, deloitte took notice of such a fine accomplishment in the classroom)

by Mark Whittaker August 18, 2006

gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

by King zini January 15, 2008

sex device

love muscle

Every cunt from off the block will beg forgiveness from your sex device.

by siggety January 24, 2009

Deviant

A Kitten Stealer who adores his pet potatoes (also stolen)

by Arty August 24, 2003

deviance

A word for people who are disclosed from main population, due to some handicap.
Retarded people, alcoholists, drug addicts, thiefs, gangsters are usually put in this category.
Sociology says that it's usually childhood environment which makes people have deviant behavior.

In poor countries DEVIANCE is more usual.

by Dr. Rollaer June 5, 2003

Doomsday Device

A sexual position in which a relatively tall (6-7'1") male inserts his penis into the vagina of a relatively petite (4'8"-5'1.75") female and proceeds to spin in circles using the female, now attached to the erect penis, as a wrecking ball.

Dude I'm so glad we made it out of there some couple totally whipped out their doomsday device.

by the cotck August 20, 2009

deloitte

1) a place where you can work in exchange for money, and if you don't like working there, you can leave to make money somewhere else. 2) a place where you can have a career and make a whole lot of money if you think that is the right path for you. 3) a place that is not perfect, like every other workplace. 4) a place where you can either complain to yourself or others or actually try to engage with people to make it a better place.

people who write definitions for deloitte really seem to be bitter, so why don't they just leave?

by evets December 28, 2005