demonic thot

a murdery asshole who is usually pretty straightforward. might've been raised in a cult.

yeah, july's a demonic thot.

by emberly stevens June 14, 2019

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Banishing Demons

A Gamer's term for the act of taking a really long and extremely putrid shit. Usually split into two parts, striking the legions down into the Abyss ( the toilet), and The banishment (the Flush).

The DM: "Banishing demons again?"

The player: "Yeah, it's so bad in there, I think I banished Demogoron."

by Gamer Kind March 23, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

JV Demon

Will May, JV MPV

Wow, he is a real JV Demon, he has real drip over skill, just like the Will May.

by graceberry567 December 6, 2022

DL demon

mar/uknown is known as a DL DEMON

uknown is known as a DL DEMON

by vcarp September 27, 2023

Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020