idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves

A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

Paris Hilton Defence

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."

by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007

defenestrefecation

Taking your shit and flinging it out of the window, preferably on some asshole below

Dude that douchebag david was outside my window, so I used defenestrefecation to drive him away

by notarealenglishscholar September 14, 2015

Defenestration

The act of throwing or getting thrown out of a window

Adams favorite stress relief is defenestration

by Lordofthereees October 15, 2018

Defensive Flirting

Flirting when some random person walks up to you and starts flirting with you while you are passively existing

70 year old woman walks up to a 30 year old man and says ,” oh you’re a big one”

He responds , “All over”

That’s defensive flirting

by The Real Blackadomas June 23, 2019

Defenceless

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Defensitive

Defensitive, an adjective, is used to describe someone who is being both defensive, AND sensitive.

Anthony: I don't think this was your best work.
Charlotte: Well... you don't ever give me credit for what I do... and ...
Anthony: Char... don't be so defensitive... I'm just being honest.

by AnthonySofine July 29, 2011