Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

Daddy shank

He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank

Daddy shank walks in

Bois Daddy shank!

by Daboys123321 February 5, 2020

Daddy Short Legs

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.

Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020

daddy pig, where art thou?

The act where Daddy Pig goes missing and you don’t know where that silly man could have gone!

Peppa: OH DADDY PIG!? daddy pig, where art thou?

by Bobbie Newtron2 acc January 11, 2021

Big Daddy Flick

A person with an enormous penis.

Big Daddy Flick has an enormous penis

by big daddy flick December 27, 2011

Jar Daddy

Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.

Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?

by Roc83 August 29, 2016

Orange Daddy

Meaning Trump. During the election, Milo Yiannopoulos made everyone feel uncomfortable calling Trump "Daddy" & "Orange Daddy" and it was one of the highlights of the 2016 election cycle.

"Orange Daddy will not be responding to questions from CNN!"

by Suck it bitch13 January 11, 2017