Discord Packing

Roasting session where two or more people scream the shit out

Who's discord packing?

by Dokuzen October 23, 2019

cat distribution system

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

Discworld

A brilliant bit of British farce--written by the wonderous and genius Terry Pratchett--that pokes fun at everything from street vendors, to over-zealous dieties, to modern musicians. With over 30 books (more still being written as we speak) it's a great bit of literature that everyone should sink their teeth into. Scifi/Fantasy mostly, but also some historical fiction and political farce.

Discworld: It's a lot like our own...but different.

by Liz: your token Jew-friend July 29, 2008

Discord moderator

A person who either takes shit way too far and punishes you way out of proportion for your actions or is actually very chill, respects you, and actually does it right

Ugh, this discord moderator took my dark joke from a month ago way to far.

by Iamacat_media November 8, 2020

Distance Dime

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.

-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.

by stheballer October 22, 2015

Discipline Den

The hallway which leads to the offices where employees get written up, suspended, or terminated.

"I could swear I saw Freddie this morning." "He must have gotten sent to the discipline den! Hope he still has his job!"

by Yeyeeeee123 October 1, 2019

Discord light mode

Something that people like to circlejerk about.
Specifically, how much they hate it.

Kawaiigirl#9387: Discord light mode is so shitty amirite?
Femboy#7262: Yes it is indeed shitty kind stranger

by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022