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Cambourne

An interesting village, made in the early 2000s. At first a delightful place for young families but soon overan by dirty chavs originating from arbury and ghetto parts of Cambridgeshire.

Today after the chav era passing the chavs have now become roadmen creating various gangs and comiting unspeakable crimes like kicking people’s fences and smoking cigarettes.

If you are approached by someone from cambourne be cautious these figures will rob you and your house and should never be trusted. These people can be spotted wearing their north face puffer jackets and Nike tracksuits.
Cambourne has nicked my nan

Cambourne needs a prison
by Cambourne Grime Media November 2, 2018
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cumb

The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.
Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"
by Cumbellina August 5, 2019
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triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).
i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.
by jake November 30, 2003
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meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.
I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.
by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008
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no-life combo

1. In traditional fighting videogames, a combination of attacks 1337 or expert players perform in order to frustrate, annoy, or intimidate their opponent. These combos can range from 10 hits to 10 seconds and/or deplete anywhere from 40%-60% of the victim's health bar. It doesn't necessarily label the performer a "no life" as any casual gamer can excecute a no-life combo as well with a little practice.

2. Over time, the term grew on to expert players and so they began to use it positively, for the skilled are proud of their combo mastery.
1.

P1: *throws an insane seemingly endless combo on P2*
P2: "DUDE HOW THE F*CK AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT!!? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT NO-LIFE COMBO"
P1: *Grins in satisfaction*

2.

Mr. 1337: Get ready, bitches. I'm about to unleash some/all of my world famous no-life combo(s) on that ass.
by bungjulio August 14, 2010
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Cambodian arm-wrestling

" Cambodian Arm Wrestling"

One of the more ancient hand to hand form of combat dating from the Golden Cambodian era, it is believed to have formed around the years of 952-1056 b.c. Carbon dating of artifacts depicting this rigorous form of what is believed to be a type of "martial art's" cannot be proved to a certain date. It has been passed through many Generations with stories of great heroes who have fallen and proved victorious through-out the many years. Heroes such as "Chann Ancaly," "Ponlok Reach,"and the most famous "Visothirith Sokhanya."

-Fighting style-

With most martial art's there are specific body parts and forms of footwork involved, luckily this is one of the more easy or basic fighting styles. In order to become a Champion "Cambodian Arm-wrester" you need to master a psychological grasp on yourself which comes in very handy and takes years to master. Some battles have been known to last hours or days until contestants become raw or there arms grow tired. Foot work does not matter a whole bunch unless you want to cut off blood circulation to your "Penis" it mostly involves your better arm, preferably your right arm, due to certain laws and changes to make it more fair they allow left handed people to participate.

-Getting into battle-

In order to begin; choose an opponent wisely, once you have chosen one, flap your wings vigorously and strut like a chicken to try to intimidate him. (Chickens are among one of there sacred animals such as the dog so they try to mimic/worship each one). If he does not reside from battle you will race to unbutton your pants as fast as you can to gain a lead. Jump towards him and plant your feet strong for it may last a while, Grasp his penis in your good arm and begin to work your hand up and down his "Cock" (I.e. Cambodians prefer to call there "penis" a cock because of the chicken analogy) The faster you can move the better, some men can reach up to 7 strokes per-second. In order to become victorious you must make your opponent ejaculate before you can them gather the semen in your hand and slap him in the face leaving a white mess of ooze, If you can pull that off while leaving a red hand-print on him from the slap he will suffer the most embarrassment and be shunned by his people. Some people believe this "sport" to be degrading while others believe in sticking to tradition to preserve there culture, in the end no one really wins or loses, But in there minds they almost always win.
" Becoming a Cambodian arm-wrestling champions is of the highest honor and title in Cambodia"
by Nianininajarr January 12, 2008
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Grolsch Penis Combo

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.
I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...
by Jibber June 13, 2005
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