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coochie cruncher

by HottieG April 29, 2006
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I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
by ArtySims February 22, 2009
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cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
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Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014
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Crunchgasm

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
by Troy Harris February 13, 2009
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corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)
I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.
by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004
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sidewalk gut crunch

the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.
Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!
by Peter Drippings May 16, 2006
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