Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead

"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"

by Bjeasus May 4, 2018

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.

If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016

crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.

John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019

crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).

The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.

by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019

Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"

Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic

holy true crime that’s epic

by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020