Credit Recovery Vibes

When somebody is not the sharpest tool in the shed but you don't want to call them stupid.

He gives me credit recovery vibes.

by w0ahh December 15, 2019

Crandice

Perineal/anal crevice, butt crack, interbuttockular cleft

“After her pole-dancing lesson Jasmeena’s thong was wedged firmly up her crandice”

by Rich11235 April 17, 2020

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020

crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it

Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020

cReddit card

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.

I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

credance

a true, honest, bloke, big dick and and likes Georgia

Credance is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020