Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage

"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole

by Dadunkadunk69 December 16, 2011

cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.

We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.

by pigfeet May 21, 2014

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 23, 2017

Cracker

1. A delicious , light snack that comes in various flavors
2. A white person

1. “These crackers go great with red wine.”
2. “ Sarah is such a cracker.”

by Dijontrump5678 October 29, 2017

cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sam is a cracked walnut

by Sam.spec January 20, 2018

Cracker

Cracker is the whitest white person you know

Jackson is a cracker

by Uejfbfbrfj September 18, 2018